Baseball Watching Gifts

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Church for sports worshipers.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

High-gravity baseball

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I AM at my usual position."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

350 Feet.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.