Waste Not Warrior T-Shirts

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Burn out

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

We're polishing our brand.

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

'He's a structural engineer.'

"I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Organic farm

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

Urban Compost Heap.

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

Raining Cell Phones.

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Dutch Apple Core Pie .