Waste Not Warrior Mugs

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Burn out

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

NYC Department of Sanitation

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

We're polishing our brand.

'He's a structural engineer.'

"I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Organic farm

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

Urban Compost Heap.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."