Washing Machine Humourist Gifts

'Dinner will be washed in five minutes guys...'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

A man washing a mascot costume

Dog wearing a cone

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Dreams I have had...

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

The Rural Bidet...

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Moon's Portaloo.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."