Washing Line Wizard Gifts

Caravan holiday

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Maybe clean out your wallet

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Dustbin monster.

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Cleaning service on skates.

"Parting the clutter in your room isn't the same as cleaning it, Moses."

"Don't get mad at me - you're the one who threw your robe in the dryer."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.

Russian doll style wheelie bins

Confusion at the recycling centre.

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

'You're like a new pair of socks. You shrink from washing.'

Recycled Garbage

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.

"So. . . you're back!"

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"