Warrior Of Love Pillows

'Recently my wife and I have had a row of these down the middle of the bed!'

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Woman looking into a mirror

Romantic Glass Blower

Valentine Vaccines

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Double Wedding

William Tell Executions.

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

"Not on my watch..."

"We were about to get a divorce, but we decided instead to go with the U.N. Peacekeepers."

"Well, I think there's more to life than having a terrific backhand."

Moon Romance

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

Gay Couple

James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart

Romance/Love at first sight.

I heart my bum.

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

Axes 'R' Us Store

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'