Warning Winks Fan Pillows

'You had me at 'warning'.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Loopholes

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Bull with gun

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

Fisherman catches a mine.

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Propriety

Caution: Do not try and make sense of our medical warnings whilst operating heavy machinery.

"Trust me: It's benign."

"Not to brag, but I once blew a vaping cloud so big the Met Office gave it a name."

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

Road ends.

'I told you not to yodel when you got up there for karaoke.'

Snowden in the taiga tanga

'Is it just me or are we getting more wind lately?'

"Three out of four doctors get kickbacks for prescribing this drug."

"You fool! I said pillage! Pillage and burn!"