Warm-up Wizard T-Shirts

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

WiFi Signals

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Body Building Mishap

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Computer whisperer.

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

When avocados go soft

P.C. in the Stone

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

"If only you could do this in real life..."

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

Cleaning service on skates.

"Stop tearing around in here and go play online."

I brake for worms

Newspapers.

This is great, Ernie! Photoshopping pictures is a lot easier than dieting!

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'