Warm-up Wizard T-Shirts

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

WiFi Signals

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Body Building Mishap

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Computer whisperer.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

When avocados go soft

Headless Horserider uses a computer

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

"If only you could do this in real life..."

Cleaning service on skates.

Newspapers.

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

"Stop tearing around in here and go play online."

I brake for worms

'Have you considered going wireless?'