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'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

French Early Bird

"Great coffee, Carole."

Alarmistclock

Have you got your make up on yet?

Toothbrush Romance

Gym Dog

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

So Far So Good

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Yoga for beginners,

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.