Warm Up Routines Pillows

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Bird Tweet.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

Alarmistclock

Toothbrush Romance

Gym Dog

French Early Bird

Have you got your make up on yet?

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

1,572 Performances.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Business man sees himself as a shark

So Far So Good

Yoga for beginners,

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.