Warming Up T-Shirts

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Scarcity

"We'll always have Paris..."

Trump leaving

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Global Warmer 2000.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

The sea 2050.

Electric Blanket.

Alarmistclock

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

The New Normal

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

Global Warming.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Olympic Climate

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

COP26

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Climate change skeptics.

Climate Summit

Climate Change