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"Why would anyone hire a barrister, anyone can talk...I'm taking on my own case just as soon as I finish this triple by-pass."

Playing Doctors.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

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"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

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Exploring Healthcare Careers

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

My First Boat

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Anatomy.

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

He really puts his heart into it!

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

"Any chance that was you who just screamed in excruciating pain?"

'He really put his heart into it.'

'Laser Surgery While You Wait.'