Wannabe Surgeon Pillows

"Why would anyone hire a barrister, anyone can talk...I'm taking on my own case just as soon as I finish this triple by-pass."

Playing Doctors.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

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'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

My First Boat

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Anatomy.

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

He really puts his heart into it!

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'He really put his heart into it.'

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

'I knew there was another book in him!'