Wannabe James Bond Pillows

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

As Seen On TV

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

My First Boat

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

Your Palm

House building chart (like steps).

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

"So a plumber charges $600 for 45 minutes' work?! Is that the coolest job or what?!"

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

A young boy shaving

In-law country

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

'Jon likes to think he's 'rock 'n' roll'.'

What he really hoped to be someday was a TV news anchor.

'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!'