Wandering Minstrel Gifts

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Theorbo

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Off to see the world

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Rainbow/Horizon

OM, SWEET OM

Freddie's water

Souvenirs

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Free why-fi.”

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"He's mad at God."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

'Mom, I hate camping! I can't even get a cell signal!' 'Well, sweetie, if we'd known you were going to be unhappy, we'd have sent you to Paris instead.' 'Really?' 'Did I say Paris? I meant a convent living with nuns.'

'Are we broke yet?'

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"Travel changed me."

Backpacker

"David's a compulsive rambler"

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

Arrivals. . . Traveling Hopefully.

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'