Wandering Minstrel Pillows

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Theorbo

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Off to see the world

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

OM, SWEET OM

Rainbow/Horizon

Freddie's water

Souvenirs

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"Travel changed me."

'Are we broke yet?'

'Mom, I hate camping! I can't even get a cell signal!' 'Well, sweetie, if we'd known you were going to be unhappy, we'd have sent you to Paris instead.' 'Really?' 'Did I say Paris? I meant a convent living with nuns.'

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

Backpacker

"David's a compulsive rambler"

Arrivals. . . Traveling Hopefully.

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'