Minstrel Gifts

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Sorry. We not longer accept payment in the form of 'Bawdy ballads of ribaldry and adventure.'"

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Theorbo

Four children playing the flute.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

A small man under a giant microscope.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

Knight of the sandcastle.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

Young Houdini

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

Museum. Shhh!

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

'Things change when you have children.'

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

Focused art lover.

Science Fair.

'Our marriage is more combatible than compatible!'

From a beautiful miniature