Minstrel Mugs

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Sorry. We not longer accept payment in the form of 'Bawdy ballads of ribaldry and adventure.'"

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Theorbo

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Four children playing the flute.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

A small man under a giant microscope.

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

Knight of the sandcastle.

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

Young Houdini

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

'Things change when you have children.'

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

Focused art lover.

Science Fair.

From a beautiful miniature

'Our marriage is more combatible than compatible!'

Degas Was Here

Infinity Miniature Man.