Modernity Minstrel Mugs

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"We're following Carrot Top."

Theorbo

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

High Tech/Low Tech.

Knight of the sandcastle.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"Lady lush has another busy day."

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

"Say something. I forget what you sound like."

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver