Modern Minstrel Mugs

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"We're following Carrot Top."

Theorbo

"Well....I could've done this!"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

Knight of the sandcastle.

High Tech/Low Tech.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

'No, it's not a new iPhone, it's a Swiss army knife.'

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."