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Penguin uses walrus as a trampoline.

Social Distancing Penguin

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Duck Hunt

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piranhaclaus

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!