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"It wasn't my time that upset me, it was being overtaken by a walrus carrying a tea tray."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Living with a cataholic.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

Jasper's Limo Service.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

Gunswinger

"Oh my goodness! You've got walruses."

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Custer's Last Rollo

The Lights

Wolfman riding in the Car

Rusalka

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."