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'Edward turned on the bathroom light only to find his father staring back at him.'

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Football Crazy strip six

Scurile travels

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

The Airport.

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

The London Olympic bid

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Lost

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'Researching the opossum article.'

All Roads Lead To Rome

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

The Rogets on Vacation

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"He has great communication skills."