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'Edward turned on the bathroom light only to find his father staring back at him.'

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Football Crazy strip six

Scurile travels

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

The Airport.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Lost

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

The London Olympic bid

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'Researching the opossum article.'

All Roads Lead To Rome

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

The Rogets on Vacation

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'What's wrong with you?'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.