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So, how are you planning on eating that?

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Eat me"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Lighthouse Beam.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Shall I let them breathe."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'