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So, how are you planning on eating that?

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Eat me"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Fish or Cut Bait

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Lighthouse Beam.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Shall I let them breathe."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.