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Narwhals...the lying b****rds of the Arctic.

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Beach con-man.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Eat me"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'