Walrus Admirer Gifts

"It wasn't my time that upset me, it was being overtaken by a walrus carrying a tea tray."

The Fourth Little Pig

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Living with a cataholic.

Jasper's Limo Service.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

The Lights

It looks like wood, but it's actually vinyl siding.

Gunswinger

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Custer's Last Rollo

"Oh my goodness! You've got walruses."

Wolfman riding in the Car

Rusalka

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.