Walrus Fan Gifts

Wilf the Walrus

"Oh my goodness! You've got walruses."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Sheep In Curlers

Shell Fire

The Unsportables: Relay

Monster Baseball

Reindeer

Footballer and Bacteria.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Decaying corpse

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Deregulated Baseball

'Let go of the pole!'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Woman walking sausage dog.

Olympic Bubble

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.