Walrus Fan Pillows

Wilf the Walrus

"Oh my goodness! You've got walruses."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Sheep In Curlers

Shell Fire

Reindeer

The Unsportables: Relay

Footballer and Bacteria.

Monster Baseball

Decaying corpse

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Deregulated Baseball

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Let go of the pole!'

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

Show Mom You Love Her!

Woman walking sausage dog.

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'