Walrus Lovers Pillows

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

E-Baying @ The Moon

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Bassoon practice.

"Oh my goodness! You've got walruses."

Romance

Minnesota Weather.

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

". . . And let's try not sniffing EVERYONE'S butt tonight."

Wine Bottle Bank/Australian Wine Bottle Bank.

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

A Trying Moment.

It started as a mutal distate for publicity, but soon blossomed into a cheap physical act...

Dracula sees his reflection in the mirror.

'Officer Wilks, bring in the cold case files.'

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

'Edward turned on the bathroom light only to find his father staring back at him.'

'I'm afraid being based in Harley Street doesn't mean I fix sick Harleys!'

"You're kidding me right?! Is that really how we're supposed to mark our territory? That's a dad-joke right?"

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."

Way-too-easy rider.

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

"I'll have the vegan."

"Tofu!... My favorite."

Rodeo

'We're OK now thanks: Ralph is not an Alpha Male anymore, he has more time for me and the family...'

Man with a Hooie on his back. Wife saying..

Summertime in Minnesota

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"