Walrus Lovers Pillows

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Bassoon practice.

"Oh my goodness! You've got walruses."

It

Minnesota Weather.

Romance

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

Wine Bottle Bank/Australian Wine Bottle Bank.

". . . And let's try not sniffing EVERYONE'S butt tonight."

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

A Trying Moment.

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

'Officer Wilks, bring in the cold case files.'

'I'm afraid being based in Harley Street doesn't mean I fix sick Harleys!'

'Edward turned on the bathroom light only to find his father staring back at him.'

Dracula sees his reflection in the mirror.

It started as a mutal distate for publicity, but soon blossomed into a cheap physical act...

"You're kidding me right?! Is that really how we're supposed to mark our territory? That's a dad-joke right?"

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

Romulus and Remus - "I still think it's a hell of a way to treat our mother."

"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

Way-too-easy rider.

"I'll have the vegan."

"Tofu!... My favorite."

Rodeo

Man with a Hooie on his back. Wife saying..

Summertime in Minnesota

'We're OK now thanks: Ralph is not an Alpha Male anymore, he has more time for me and the family...'