Wall Breakdown Artists Gifts

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Hadrian's Wall

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

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'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Brickie's Mate

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

Dreaming of Holidays.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Prisoner Crossing

"Here's the weak point."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

Houdini's infancy.

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

"You're in the cartoon league now. You just have to pretend those little circles in the stands are actual people."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

Men painting red and white.

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

"After working from home for ten months, I quit my job to spend less time with my family."

Metropolitan Marines

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

'Don't worry, I won't ruin your walls with a spray painter. I'll do it by hand.'

'So much for hiding in plain sight.'

"President Trump, we Germans know how to build a wall and we know how to stop people from coming over it."

"It was all we could afford in the end."

We called this meeting to decide your torture, Mr. Jones. then we realized we could kill two birds with one stone by making this meeting eternal.

"We've just booked two weeks in the Algarve, could you sign my sick note for when we get back?"

101 uses of a dead cat: brick

Escaping the Firing Squad.