Wall Breakdown Artists Gifts

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Hadrian's Wall

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Brickie's Mate

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Dreaming of Holidays.

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"Here's the weak point."

Prisoner Crossing

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

Houdini's infancy.

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

Men painting red and white.

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

"After working from home for ten months, I quit my job to spend less time with my family."

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

Metropolitan Marines

'Don't worry, I won't ruin your walls with a spray painter. I'll do it by hand.'

'So much for hiding in plain sight.'

"President Trump, we Germans know how to build a wall and we know how to stop people from coming over it."

"It was all we could afford in the end."

"We've just booked two weeks in the Algarve, could you sign my sick note for when we get back?"

"Well, goodbye, Emily. It's May 19th. You may remember my having mentioned some time ago that I was going to leave you on May 19th."

Escaping the Firing Squad.

101 uses of a dead cat: brick