Breakup Art Fan Gifts

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

Giant Monster in Bath

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Cubism Model

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated."

Percentage artwork

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

"My art raises complex tissues."

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

Vissarion Grigoryevich Belinsky

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Artist In Modernist Home Painting Psychadellic Picture.

Pink Lion

Icarus' mistake

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"It's the tomb of the unknown Sculptor."

Pass

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

'The victim has defense wounds. When the art challenged her, she clearly put up a fight.'

Picasso Interviews a Prospective Model

'And this is the picture the great man painted.'

'I didn't know they'd split up.'

"Look, I'm very sorry Judy but I really feel I need a new porpoise in life."

It's very sixties.