Breakup Art Fan Gifts

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Giant Monster in Bath

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Cubism Model

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated."

"The secret to creating great art is knowing when to stop."

Percentage artwork

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"My art raises complex tissues."

Vissarion Grigoryevich Belinsky

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Pass

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

Artist In Modernist Home Painting Psychadellic Picture.

Icarus' mistake

"It's the tomb of the unknown Sculptor."

'The victim has defense wounds. When the art challenged her, she clearly put up a fight.'

Pink Lion

Picasso Interviews a Prospective Model

'And this is the picture the great man painted.'

"Look, I'm very sorry Judy but I really feel I need a new porpoise in life."

'I didn't know they'd split up.'