Walden Wanderers Gifts

Henry David Thoreau

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"I brought cocoa."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Tree Funeral

Island of Lost Guys.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Customer Convention

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'