Walden Wanderers Pillows

Henry David Thoreau

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I brought cocoa."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Tree Funeral

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Customer Convention

Island of Lost Guys.