Wakeup Call Artist Pillows

A pair of monkeys prepare to clap cymbals together next to a sleeping leopard.

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Very funny!'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

It's more than a mike!

Joanna Lumley.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

Cold caller.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

"Dang it."

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

Virtual Magic Tricks

'Ed's busy, but someone who speaks out of both sides of his mouth will be right with you.'

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Thank you, but I don't feel it's necessary for you to play 'Charge' when I invite people to the altar."

"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."

"Thank you for not taking our customer satisfaction surney at the end this call. Now I can be rude to you with impunity."

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'

"Hi, my name's Mike. I'm calling from the Government to let you know your Social Security Number has been suspended..."

Whack Your Alarm Clock

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Rise and shine

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

'I'm on the train.'