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'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Hither and Yon sign

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'This is you, enlarged.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Vacation Bus Photo

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Jungle

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Desert Roundabout

Airport

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Have you decided where to travel?"