Wagon Trail Explorer Prints

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Deer Season Open.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Hither and Yon sign

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'This is you, enlarged.'

Vacation Bus Photo

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Jungle

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Desert Roundabout

Get ready ... Get set ...

Airport

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."