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"Hey, he puts food on the table."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"I speak Latin, you know."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Sue Perkins

Plays well with other people's $.

Old Tortoise

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

This whisky is 20 years old!

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

"I've finally got my head together."

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

Deep pockets on line two.

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

Everyone thinks they can do it

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

'FQ...?'

"I hope your parents appreciate the effort I make to get dressed and leave the house."

"You definately have a musical ear"

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword