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'One thing's for sure . . . no-one's going to nick it.'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You've changed."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

Old Tortoise

Couple in Grey

"I've finally got my head together."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'FQ...?'

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"...and this is my better half...!"

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

'It's for Pookie.'

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

"Honey! Remember when you used to nibble my ear?"

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"