Arrangement Appreciator Mugs

'One thing's for sure . . . no-one's going to nick it.'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"You've changed."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Sue Perkins

Couple in Grey

Old Tortoise

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"I've finally got my head together."

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'FQ...?'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

"...and this is my better half...!"

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

'It's for Pookie.'

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

It's not deja vu if you get it every day, Bob.

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.