Outsourcing Appreciators Mugs

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

Joined at the hipster.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Managers and staff have differing priorities.

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

Kitty Litter

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

Even Santa outsources

"I hope your parents appreciate the effort I make to get dressed and leave the house."

Everyone thinks they can do it

"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."

Ducks swimming with the one behind paddling hard to catch up.

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

'It's for Pookie.'

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

'We use foreign labor, but whenwe sue we use American Lawyers.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but your warranty, for 'more fun' is void after 90 days if you don't use breathing hole.'

Scottish drill sergeant.

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

Policemen marching

"This gold star is for being a good cop and...hey you! Don't turn around! You have been a very bad cop!"

'Admit it! You enjoy firing people, don't you?'

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."

I want to thank you Mycroft for sticking by me, now that things are a bit tricky.