Wage Earner Appreciator Mugs

"Hey, he puts food on the table."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Old Tortoise

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

This whisky is 20 years old!

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

"I've finally got my head together."

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

Deep pockets on line two.

Everyone thinks they can do it

'FQ...?'

"I hope your parents appreciate the effort I make to get dressed and leave the house."

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"You definately have a musical ear"

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

"...and this is my better half...!"

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"