Vow Rebel Gifts

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

Lou Reed

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Executive Lifestyle

Driverless Car

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

Bike Lane

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"This isn't the employee retention program I had envisioned."

Rules and procedure

Office with a fake suggestion box.

'Those responsible for setting the cafeteria ablaze while burning you in effigy have yet to step forward, sir.'

BLESS YOU

It says if we give up our tea breaks, we can retire three years earlier.