Vow Rebel Mugs

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

Lou Reed

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Executive Lifestyle

Driverless Car

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Rules and procedure

"This isn't the employee retention program I had envisioned."

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

'Alright, alright... go ahead and have a pony tail!'

BLESS YOU

It says if we give up our tea breaks, we can retire three years earlier.