Love Rebel Gifts

'I can't marry you, Robert - It would just be too CONVENTIONAL.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'Your place or mine?'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Lord Byron

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Cake Escape

Heart to heart talk.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

The Bare Minimum

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Dating the efficiency expert.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Graffitti.

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Wedding Wellies

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

We should talk...

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'