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'I can't marry you, Robert - It would just be too CONVENTIONAL.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Cake Escape

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Lord Byron

Heart to heart talk.

The Bare Minimum

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Dating the efficiency expert.

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Graffitti.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

Wedding Wellies

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

We should talk...

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Cowpunk

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'