Love Rebels T-Shirts

Graffitti.

Love doesn't care about the age gap!

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Your place or mine?'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Lord Byron

Cake Escape

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Heart to heart talk.

The Bare Minimum

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Dating the efficiency expert.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'

Wedding Wellies

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

We should talk...

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'And you must be Hank, my husband's new business partner!'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'