Vow Exchange Enthusiasts Gifts

'I do if you do.'

"...until death do you a favor."

US dollar rising and falling.

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

Heavenly voices.

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?"

'I do, but no promises.'

Jazz singer.

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

'Don't I get to read the small print?'

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"I'm sorry - till when do us part?"

"I now mispronounce you, Mon and wafe"

We're a host family for Joey's exchange program.

'Do you, Isabel, promise to give it your best shot?'

Reference Library. This is a roster of the best distance shouters in America. The "Yoo Hoo's Who's Who"!

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

'Nothing, honey, except flare up unexpectedly and cause a lot of trouble. Sort of like your uncle.'

"Do you, Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure Josh takes his cholesterol lowering medication each day?"