Vow Exchange Enthusiasts Prints

'I do if you do.'

"...until death do you a favor."

US dollar rising and falling.

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Heavenly voices.

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

Jazz singer.

'Don't I get to read the small print?'

"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?"

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

'I do, but no promises.'

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"I now mispronounce you, Mon and wafe"

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

'Do you, Isabel, promise to give it your best shot?'

'Nothing, honey, except flare up unexpectedly and cause a lot of trouble. Sort of like your uncle.'

"Do you, Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure Josh takes his cholesterol lowering medication each day?"

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'