Vow Adventure Pillows

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"...until death do you a favor."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Pirate

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

Tough Love 2000

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

'Wait a minute -- Shouldn't you be saying something about 'If not completely satisfied'?'

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'... and do you promise to love Angela, more than she loves you?'

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

Sex shop

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

Maps to the Stars