Vow Exchange Adventurer Pillows

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Very Difficult Conversations

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Needs to get a life"

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Halo Frisbee.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

Alphabet soup

2pm meet your Creator

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."